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Welcome, Heroes of Shearwater!

Heroes of what now?

The Heroes of Shearwater” is the name I’ve given to my ongoing semi-regular (now so-regular-you-know-it’s-been-eating-its-Raisin-Bran) 4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons game. It’s the story of a group of dudes (and one chick) who, against all odds, turn out to be the saviors of something or other. Tried and true, I know. However, being the lazy yet self-aggrandizing guy I am, I figured I’d create a wiki so the world can enjoy the silly things I’ve written and the sillier things my players have subsequently done.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Shelley, the dude

Anyway, I guess what I want to say is welcome? I’ll be updating this pretty regularly and with great vigor until I’m caught up to the present, and then I’ll probably only update it when I have to: just like how I plan my games, one session at a time. There’s not a ton to see so far; I haven’t added any adventure logs, I only have like 3 good wiki articles, and my world is devoid of interesting NPCs. But I’m working on all that.

I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, nothing ever will. So right now what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass, you know? I’d appreciate it, I really would.

Walter White

The schedule for updates will probably look something as follows:
  1. Dig Moloch
  2. Grum Snicket
  3. Spire of Blue Stars (a big one, probably)
  4. Kylar Chanak (had to look that one up; just gave him a last name yesterday)
  5. Character Pages
  6. Other Non-Player Characters
  7. And, of course, whenever I mess with any of those things, I’ll be making drastic, sweeping changes to the Timeline.

That’s about it. Keep an eye on this space; it probably won’t ever change, but it just might and I’m in the habit of giving bonuses to players who stroke my ego.

Jason, hams a-plenty

P.S. For the Introduction “Welcome to Shearwater!” blurb, click here. For the wiki Main page, click here.

P.P.S. If you’re a player in my game and want editing access or just to be recognized for your triumphs and tribulations, send me a message through the interface here.

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